Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Story

A Man walks into a grocery store with a shopping list, eggs, milk, and bread.
He starts to walk through the store trying to find what he needs.
As he walks down the aisle the eyes on the boxes follow him. He goes and gets the first
item on his list, milk. However, he does not notice the string cheese trying to escape from its package. As the man looks around some more a mutated food mascot startles the
man causing him to fall into the shelf full of food that piles on top of him.
He breaks out of the pile of food and starts to run for his life down the aisle.
The aisle morphs into some kind of hallway of horror with giant packages of food chasing after him. Mutated Mascots start jumping out of the advertisements on the walls to try and slow the man down and jump in his basket. Out of nowhere Mrs. Butterworth tries to slam the man into the freezer doors, knocking his basket everywhere. The man grabs his bread and milk and keeps running
He just keeps running, there seem to be no end to the aisle.
Eventually he gets far away enough from the killer food and looks back at them they look a lot smaller from this distance and he lines up Mrs. Butterworth in his sights and flicks her off into the distance. Not so worried anymore the man casually walks over to the last item on his list, the eggs and then walks to the register leaving with only what the came for.

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